He then has sex with it and wakes up minutes later to find that his. Instead, he winds up becoming the brazen bull's first victim. He then went into the river to pee, and got a candiru stuck in his junk. "Jersey Gore": You'd think the obnoxious Guido working on his car would get killed by it in some way, and the show actually teases a few possibilities (getting his necklace caught in the fan belt, his cigarette setting off exposed gasoline nearby, the jack giving out and his car falling on him), but he actually gets killed when he accidentally rolls under a street sweeper that he didn't hear due to his loud music drowning it out. A busboy at a Benihana-style Japanese teppanyaki restaurant. Toms River was founded in 1712 and named after Thomas Luker, a man who married the local Indian Chief's daughter Princess Anne. The woman had a condition called aquagenic urticaria, which, in layman's terms, means "a deadly allergic reaction to water") and "Shop 'Till You Drown" (a personal shopper who steals and sells knock-off designer clothes gets thrown out by her customer's husband who hates her because her outrageous prices are making the couple near-bankrupt and the shopper falls through a pool cover and drowns trying to swim her way out). Many of the people die because of stupid mistakes, some die as a result of their own misconduct, and some 3rd party innocent victims die because someone else did something so stupid that the poor victim's death probably kept the other stupid person from killing themselves through pure incompetence in being alive. While going off on a rant, he accidentally shoots his oxygen tank. The Prince Albert the guy is sporting causes electricity to shoot through his member and electrocute him. During a round of sumo wrestling in fat suits, one worker, whom he let fall during a trust exercise when he was supposed to catch her, knocks him out of the ring and down a cliff. In "Butt F***ed," a chain-smoker has just suffered third-degree burns from accidentally setting his house on fire. "Jack N' Croaked" and "Vike-O-Done" has the victims getting bloody wounds (the victim of the former gets a nasty gash on his toe trying to kick open a safe, and the victim of the latter accidentally hit his thigh on the mouth of his decapitated foe). ": A double subversion in a highly unusual death. "Ichi-boned": A repressed Japanese couple who died in the midst of finally consummating their marriage. "Mexi-Can't": A man tries to break his friend (who was arrested for hitting on the mayor's 13-year-old daughter) out of jail in a small Mexican town by using his car to rip the window bars out. The underbanked represented 14% of U.S. households, or 18. Even dumber when you consider the fact that she didn't think to stop, drop, and roll nor did her boyfriend think to use his leather jacket to smother the flames. One guy overuses lighter fluid on his barbecue, but doesn't burn to death. On one of his trips to his mansion in Brazil while servicing his Brazilian mistress, he was bitten by a triotoma bug (which is also known as the "kissing bug"), which gave him Chagas disease and eventually killed him. How about the one where a cheating cock fighter wins after. The ex-employee then slips on the tray, falls down and stabs himself in the heart with the icing syringe. So, who dies in this segment? When she quits the course out of frustration, her secret stash of snack cakes falls out and the boot camp manager humiliates her even further by taking one of her snack cakes and eating it while mocking her with his mouth full. Miraculously, he survived, but the bullet was stuck in his head and located near a major artery. When he tried to drive home the point that there were no real bullets by setting the gun to his head and pulling the trigger, the hot air from the blank blew through his brain. "Sex Ray" is an odd example, as none of the participants having sex died, but an onlooker. Not one to spend his welfare money on something useful like a hospital visit, he makes his own cast. Of course, neither of them notices the nail sticking through the tarp, which disembowels him. It's worth noting that these three are about the only deaths in the series involving premeditated homicides that didn't backfire. "Hertz So Good": A man with a "Prince Albert" penis piercing dies from being shocked by an old electrical transformer. No means no!". "Gasketballed": Two college kids play around inside a giant helium-filled basketball leftover from a pep rallyand forget where the zipper is to get out. "Smother in Law": It is heavily implied that the obese and abusive mother-in-law, who was ultimately crushed by a falling fridge while trying to pull out some frozen pizza, would have been stabbed to death by her daughter-in-law, whom she slapped earlier. "Deadliest Catch": An easily-agitated electrician fishes while using electric wire. "Vegged Out": A woman who uses a zucchini to practice fellatio and ends up getting it lodged in her throat after. Horizon olive oil is produced in the traditional way in the village of Kalamafka, in Lasithi, Crete. "She-Manned": A female bodybuilder and fetish actress who likes to sexually humiliate wussy men narrowly escapes drowning in her own bathtub, but dry-drowns while performing for her latest client due the water she inhaled not being expelled from her lungs. Ron Perlman took over as narrator when the first season began regular weekly airings in February 2009; starting with "Tweets of the Dead", "Shotgun" Tom Kelly assumed narrating duties (Perlman's voice is still used in the disclaimer and title sequence) until the show's end on July 15, 2012. Names were changed to avoid lawsuits, but the stories are based on actual events mostly. A psychopath in the 1950s is subjected to electro-shock therapy to cure his psychosis. 59 , Loxley, AL 36551 Dunkin' 133 Garden State Parkway North. One nearly kills his buddy by throwing a pitchfork into a bale of hay, narrowly missing him. Resulting in the robber losing his head in the blast. Unfortunately, she dies from massive hemorrhaging since the gas in the can causes internal necrosis and hemorrhaging. "Dead-dy Dearest": The audience is led to believe that the, "Rocky Roadkill": It seems like the drug dealer who sells his product out of an, "Abracadaver": A magician attempts to do the bullet catch trick with a gun fired by his ex-girlfriend turned assistant. A nagging wife kills herself while showing her, In "Car Jacked", a car thief tried to steal a rich man's muscle car and got into his garage via descending from the ceiling. Surprisingly, it's not his lack of hygiene that kills him. "Cruci-Fried": A phony preacher was getting ready for another service to con people out of money. Then there's the punk who threatened a woman with a screwdriver and tried to make off with her purse on a bike, only to fall over his bike and stab himself in the heart. The sexy divorcee who went out to flirt with the construction-workers only to be sliced in half by a concrete-saw. The combination of the increased blood pressure in the brain and banging his head on the side of the house causes internal bleeding and death. Not surprisingly, he chokes on the snack cake. Yes, the victim was a jerk and the driver was going too fast to stop. "African't": A spoiled rich duo try to brave the African Savannah on their own against the advice of their guide. "Poi Vey": An Orthodox Jew tried to woo a hula dancer, and burned to death after being rejected and getting drunk to dull his pain. "Gas Hole": A proctologist using a cauterizer (a device that uses heat to seal or open wounds without drawing blood) has his lungs burned when the patient accidentally lets one out. One fat man dies from his ulcerous stomach ripping open after he asked his girlfriend to alleviate his constant burping by punching him in the stomach, and another has a heart attack caused by the MSG in ten(!) They also managed to bust the death involving whizzing on the electric fence, which really doesn't help the show's credibility. One guy lived through that, and it was not the one who wound up swallowing his firecracker. The narrator even discusses what the trope actually means. "Greased Is the Word": A robber plans to rob a jewelry store using a pantyhose mask, only to instead walk into and hold up a, "Sumowed": The victim manages to survive rolling down a cliff, only to get killed by a passing car. She gives him the drugs, but the drug addict holds her up even more. looks like. Another one involved a drug dealer at a rave who decides to, In "Drunk Die-er" a serial drunk driver has an accident and was mistakenly declared dead on the scene, the paramedics discover that he's an organ donor, and his organs were harvested from him. "This Just In My Chest": A blowhard news reporter gets an uprooted mailbox in the chest while reporting on a hurricane. "Boys 2 Dead" has a washed-up boy band performs for an unenthusiastic crowd at a bar. "Boobicide" features an odd case of self-inflicted death by Marshmallow Hell: a stripper with inhumanly large jugs drinks alcohol with downers and lays in an inverting bed to ease her back pain, only to wind up in a haze due to her booze-pill cocktail and suffocate on her meat pillows. He just wanted to have fun (considering the sheltered culture he lived in), it wasn't like he was a jerk when he drank, and the Amish don't really believe in modern medicine, so how was the boy supposed to know he had that problem? Ebini ranch, located on the Berbice River, with more than 4,000 heads of cattle. He wanders around in confusion and literally walks right into a brown bear. "Gorgeous Gorge": A bulimic supermodel's stomach ruptures during her ritual of binging and purging in a hotel room. "Blend-Dead": A health nut dies from a brain aneurysm after drinking so many of her homemade smoothies made from her garden, unaware that her landlord contaminated her garden with rat poison. All it did was attract piranhas that eat him alive, much to the delight of the poor Brazilian slaves who had to deal with him. At which point he bled to death from his groin. However, there was a good reason why there was a "NO LIVE ANIMALS" sign. 1-2 Baths. This, however, doesn't stop the husband from hiring hookers behind his wife's back, or the wife from, "Bull-Heavia" features a Middle Eastern dictator who frequently makes speeches denouncing the United States. He uses this to get a free room. Bill calls a hitman against Billie, if she's seeing another man, then kill them both. houses for rent near Summit, NJ. In "S**t-Canned", a waiter at a wedding party is bribed by a. not paying attention where she's going and runs over, the cord of Ron's ARC welder, sending 200 amps into her body, causing death by electrocution, he's not faithful himself, as he calls three hookers per week. "Samurai Death Squad": A Japanese-American street racer gets a lance through his eye. NEW YORK - Two people were dead after a car plunged from the Henry Hudson Parkway early Monday morning, according to the NYPD. He managed to survive unscathed at least until he got hit by a car. Puking it right into the open fire? The woman punches him in the face, causing him to fall on a tire nozzle ass-first and explode from the resulting inflation of his intestines. Prop 30 is supported by a coalition including CalFire Firefighters, the American Lung Association, environmental organizations, electrical workers and businesses that want to improve Californias air quality by fighting and preventing wildfires and reducing air pollution from vehicles. In the same episode, the segment "Die-Drant" featured a major asshole (who didn't suffer from any abuse as a baby and wasn't mentally unstable; he was just an immature prick) who wanted to cause people to crash by reflecting light off of a mirror into the driver's eyes. However, because he either refused to use or didn't have access to a source of distilled water, he decided to use tap water. The house was quaint, with clapboards running up and down, neatly trimmed, and there were five rooms, a tiny porch, a rosy front yard, and unbelievably delicious strawberries in the rear. In revenge, he vandalizes several cakes with slanderous and offensive messages, one of them saying "DIE." But the former Nazi had no idea death could be so patient. This section needs expansion. "Vermin-ated": A fugitive stuck in a pipe whose eye is eaten alive by rats. The gold-digger who was crushed by the bags of money she kept from her rich, old geezer husband during a small earthquake. He fails to realize that building up an immunity to something that can quickly kill you is impossible, and he grows weaker until he dies from a heart attack. "Sex Ray": The man who got his brain fried while watching his doctor have sex with a nurse (whose rear end kept hitting the X-ray button). Played straight with actual cheaters (as in cheaters in a relationship) who get their comeuppance. When the balloon bursts, they try to inhale the most possible to hide the evidence. In "Pulled Pork," a crooked farmer is extracting semen from a pig, but the pig's squeals wake up his neighbor. A band of old musicians watches their senile ex-producer explode after accidentally shooting his oxygen tank. Dadanawa Ranch located in the Rupununi A crook enters the house, robs her and when he talks to her, his halitosis makes her choke on her own vomit. One episode featured one death that showed several ways a man could die in one segment. A Jewish-American female breakdancer suffers a heart attack when her heartbeat is knocked out of sync by her extremely loud speakers. When she finds out that her boss gave the promotion to a. Laughing until the poor little man died (thinking his choking is part of his act). And the actual name of one death where a fugitive on the run drinks gasoline since he's miles from a liquor store/bar and doesn't want to get caught by authorities. You can almost hear the. "Clay Achin": In which stoners try to bake a bong in a kiln and, after the fire goes out, try to light it with a match, blowing up the kiln and blasting shards of clay into their faces. The obnoxious girl who died from Irukandji syndrome (, The girl who dies after her breast implants explode from high-altitude air pressure on a plane. The Yakuza leader who cuts the finger off an incompetent karaoke singer, then swallows it whole (only for him to choke on it, and die when his bodyguard improperly gives him the Heimlich maneuver). "Wel-Dead": An adrenaline junkie hooks himself up to a welding machine to get a rush. There's also a lot of drug abuse (cocaine, alcohol, and marijuana), a woman who drinks booze while pregnant, and a woman who sun bathes, despite the carcinogenic effects of the sun's UV rays, and still no one bites it. Fig. smoking any random plant they find in the desert, tried to suck gasoline out of a car with an industrial vacuum, attaching razor blades to his rooster's feet. The CGI quickly plays much goofier music. The idiot janitor in "Tanked Girl", who messes with a decompression tank and causes the gruesome death of the young woman using it at the time. In private, however, he's. "Deadliest Munch": A lesbian chokes to death on her girlfriend's candy thong. "Killdo": A horny woman who uses a peeled carrot as a dildo and ends up dead when she cuts herself from the inside and an air bubble gets caught in her circulatory system. After his wife found out, she slapped him and left him, leaving him dry and broke. A mugger learns the hard way that trying to rob a 74-year old lady with a black belt in Tae Kwan Do can be deadly. A ruthless guard hired to protect an opium farm sets up barbwire as a security measure. A bank robber builds a real neck bomb and straps it around his own neck. Cultivation takes place at multiple levels due to the sloping terrain. Sure enough, she coughs it up into his face, making him stumble into a dough mixer, which crushes his skull. "Hummus Among Us": The Libyan terrorists who sold government stockpiles to Al Qaeda. Sure enough, Joe and Serena's marriage ends as death do them part. The van fills with freon, suffocating him and the man blacks out and hits a tree. The narcissistic owner of a theatre company in "Macdeath" who takes the lead role in his own play is put on a harness held by pulleys. He finally stumbles backward and impales the back of his skull on a high-pressure water nozzle with messy results. "Asphyxi-Asian": A Japanese game show contestant asphyxiates during a scuba diving contest when her oxygen tank got mixed up with an intake of truck exhaust. The story took place in 1993, well before the days of camera phones, and cell phones in general, being commonplace among teenagers and most of the general population. The guy who peed on an electric wire as a dare. You assume that since she's still bitter over their breakup, she's replaced the blanks in the gun with a real bullet to kill him and. Jessica tries to evade him by going off-road, but she hits a rock and gets thrown off the mower which turns and comes back for Jessica, slicing off her face. "Ass-plosion": A Scottish bodybuilder puts too much pressure on his anal sphincter when lifting an incredibly heavy rock, and shits out his entire intestinal tract. Production guide and directory with crew, equipment, digital media, pre-production, post production, production support and talent services. Enter the email address you signed up with and we'll email you a reset link. Need I tell you what happens next? In "Xmas-turbator", a man decorates his house with an unreasonable amount of Christmas decorations to irritate his neighbors (made worse by the fact that he's doing this in early November). "A Trip to the Maul": Another bear mauling death; this time, it's a man who is camping out in the woods so he can cheat on his wife and went blind from vasocongestion (temporary or permanent sight loss from having sex). "Odds Are You're Dead": A loan shark cuts the hydraulic line on a scissor lift, which collapses onto his neck and decapitates him. 3.9 Cattle grazing on a coastland pasture. Works well enough until the bowling ball shatters, and a shard of the ball goes through the cameraman's eye into his brain, piercing the medulla oblongata and terminating organ control. "Suck Her Punched": A rapist attempts to rape a cross-dressing male boxer. It's no surprise that the "DIE" cake is shown again after he dies. She could have drowned right there and then, but, instead, she dry-drowned some time later while crushing a watermelon with her thighs for her best customer. In "I Spy A Dead Guy", a guy goes down a garbage chute to escape a security guard, but ends up in the incinerator. They start to feel light-headed from the carbon dioxide settling into the vat and become too disoriented to climb out, both dying from lack of oxygen. The opening makes it quite clear: people are gonna get snuffed. As it turns out, because he starved himself for so long, by stuffing his face with food, he ended up risking something called "refeeding syndrome". On the way home, the woman takes off her high heels and leans against a metal traffic light pole just as she steps into a puddle with a fallen electrical wire in it. In "Vat's All Folks," two ex-cons are hired to help a crooked cemetery boss get rid of some bodies and resell the burial plots. "Dead on Arrival": A drug smuggler tries to sneak LSD through an airport by soaking his shirt in it and wearing it. Later that night, it's shown the motel could've used a real health inspector, as the room is infested with Arizona bark scorpions, which sting Palmer to death. The pilot aired only once and the spin-off never kicked off due to negative reception. "Scarf-Faced": A terrorist starved himself to escape his prison cell. It bites his penis off and he bleeds to death. "Lawn of the Dead": A group of stoners and cokeheads from the 1970s have a barbecue. He made sure to use a live bomb for good measure, but when one of the tellers unlocked their car, the keyfob sent a signal that the collar's detonator picked up, and triggered the bomb. Playing chicken with a stick of lit homemade explosives in your mouth. The weightlifter who tries to bench-press an I-beam and drops it on his throat. 104 Homes For Sale in Freehold, NJ. "Par-Gore": A cocky parkour enthusiast leaps onto a rooftop, rolls over an obstacle, and takes a two-inch pipe straight through his throat. He didn't count on his wife shoving. The boss in #118, "Blown-Job", who gives a promotion to a man over his female secretary whom he regularly sexually harasses on the grounds that the man was more willing to give him oral sex. "Nite-Capped": A man walking home from a New Years' party with his girlfriend gets hit by a stray bullet from another group who. He attempts to have sex with the bachelorette in the bathroom, and the struggle caused him to accidentally flush the toilet. In "Catch and Decease", piranhas eat a man who abused his slaves who were forced to help him find gold in the Amazon. "Sex Ray": A patient going for an X-ray gets a lethal dose of radiation poisoning while watching his doctor bang his assistant, whose backside was banging the "ON" button of the X-ray. Said alligator instead views her as a snack and devours her. This qualitative study of New Zealand mothers who are described as 'drug addicts' is a mythological story or fairytale of the inhabitants of the city of Dunedin, and the historical and sociocultural influences which background dramatic drug-taking lifetstyles. "Ex'D Ex": A jealous ex tries to wreck his ex-girlfriend's date, only for said date to shove him off the hayride and then he ends up run over by the vehicle. This long-term lens is critical. In "Heim-Licked," an aggressive weight-loss boot camp manager meets his new overweight student. The body-painted anorexic model who passed out from not eating and impaled herself on a set light. "Gasketballed" tells the story of two teens who decide it's a good idea to play in a giant helium-filled basketball. "Lac-Tosted": A trenchcoat-clad flasher named Gordon exposes himself to three moms (who are actually members of a local fight club called "M.I.L.F" "Moms I'd Like to Fight") out on a walk with their babies, who proceed to. Subverted again in "Homie's Dead/Homie Invasion": While the story does seem to end in a similar manner that the "Chucked Up" story did, the narrator points out that the man who got hit in the head during the robbery came back to life. "Micro Whacked": A drug addict who uses four drugs at once, puts his lava lamp into the microwave to heat it up and make it move faster, only for it to explode, sending shards of glass and wax into his face. "Myth Busted": Sedatives are not "one size fits all". The brother gets killed, but not by a gunshot wound. Implied in "Tree Mugger", where a grizzly bear is stated to have "ground down on" the victim's "root" while mauling him to death. The segment starts off as yelling about how they hate each other. The problem? The zoophilic Russian soldier who tries to rape a raccoon after getting cockblocked by a fellow soldier. The nurse working the night shift when a drug addict tried to do a hold-up, which she distracted via stripping to get closer to the MRI so that she could turn it on and disarm him - and ended up killing him with it when a metal plate on his skull ended up being drawn to the MRI as well. In the "Signed Out" segment, Joe, a lazy husband beats himself up to frame his wife, Serena, of abuse when she announces that she's divorcing him. In "Tenta-killed" there's a traditionalist Korean father who chokes to death on a live octopus while "testing" his daughter's Korean-American boyfriend's "worth". The combination of dry soil, the climate and the local micro climate here creates the ideal growing conditions for the development of healthy olive trees. It does not end well for him. "Homie's Dead" is one of the most triumphant examples: a burglar breaks into a house and knocks the daylights out of one of the residents. The two deaths of "Two Stoopid" is emphasized on this trope. When said teller makes her exit and uses an electronic key to unlock her door, she accidentally sets off the bomb. A dump truck driver shows up for work hungover and accidentally buries a co-worker in sand while said co-worker was digging a ditch. That means new growth becomes consistent growth, and new jobs become steady jobs. "Abracadaver": A magician and his lovely assistant fail to do the "catch a bullet in your teeth" act, as the magician accidentally put a piece of his magic wand into his assistant's gun, thus getting shot in the process. He then starts playing with a captive bolt pistol (the weapon Anton Chigurh had in, "Down With the Clown": A children's party clown out to stop Infernal Clown Posse (played by the actual members of. The mob-connected grandfather from "Freeze Died", the Haitian brother from "De-Coffinated", and the Russian spies in "Radioactivate-dead" could fall into this. The dude hid in the manure truck and was crushed to death when a load was tossed on him. I was born by a golden river and in the shadow of two great hills, five years after the Emancipation Proclamation. "Smoke-a-Doped": A sex addict puts an entire pack of nicotine patches on her body to quit smoking after her boyfriend (who hates smokers) threatens to stop having sex with her. For Rent - Apartment. "Oprah Winfried": A death row inmate who has been sentenced to life without parole tries to fix his TV while watching. The woman was only spared because her perfume contained a compound that repels insects. He bled faster than normal because the cocaine and high-energy disco dancing made his heart beat faster. A teenager who accidentally swallowed a lit firecracker in a game of Chicken in "Chicken Boned". Ferrets were domesticated by 1500 BC in Europe for use as mousers. After all, what goes up must come down. The nurse calms the addict down and then distracts him by stripping down to her bra, panties, and stockings, while at the same time leading to the MRI room. The narrator ends his end-of-segment quote by bidding "Ta-ta," to the pervert. A temp worker who decides to become a stripper after realizing she'll never be an actress gets a sub-par boob job from a hack plastic surgeon and boards a plane Then there's the story of another stripper with huge implants who uses alcohol and Oxycontin (which shouldn't be mixed together in the first place) to alleviate her back pain. "Gone Green" has a woman vomiting green slime and dying of copper acetoarsenite poisoning from wearing a Paris Green dress with appropriately dramatic music. It explodes when a teller's keyless remote emits just the right frequency to trigger it. The octopus's suction cups latch onto his throat, suffocating him. "Sign Offed": A sign spinner has a competition against a challenger for the love of a beautiful barista, and he goes off the curb, but. "Just Plane Dead" has a former Airline Pilot who was fired for his alcoholism buzzing and strafing parkgoers with his RC Glider. "Premature Endings," at the other end of the list (#1000), also qualifies. At first, you think they and their lunatic friends are going to end up killing her in the process of "driving away the Devil," but in the end, they all die from breathing the carbon monoxide fumes, "Offed The Hook": A redneck survivalist living off the grid takes a walk with a meat hook connected to a chain. "Jaw-Boned": A methhead takes to dipping his chewing gum in citric acid to keep it fresh while cooking up meth, only to one day accidentally dip it in red phosphorous and subsequently blow his jaw off when his bite ignites the powder. Because of its low acidity, and the complete absence of toxic substances, pesticides and herbicides and its excellent organoleptic characteristics, Horizon olive oil is a product of the highest and purest quality. In the "Mastur-Bitten" segment, Palmer, a pervert and a scam artist posing as a health inspector, masturbates into a motel's sheets, planting false evidence to get a free room, saying "Ta-ta," to her as she leaves. The olive groves of the Nikolarakis family are found throughout the region of Kalamafka. "Shafted": An office manager gets trapped in an elevator and has her co-workers pull the doors open so she can climb out, but the elevator's hydraulic brakes give out and she ends up bisected. He throws one in the air, and gets distracted by a woman flashing her breasts at him long enough not to notice that the dart he threw in the air came back down and pierced him through his skull. In "Cock A Doodle Die" the crowd there loved watching roosters beat each other to death, but if someone cheated they would not hesitate to kill them. ": Two female thieves posing as Hurricane Katrina relief workers in New Orleans get electrocuted by a severed power line under the water. Massive fire with explosions hits shopping mall in Moscow, video report. Barnegat, NJ (N39.749315, W74.192656) The Barnegat Township Public Docks and Municipal Boat Ramp has a large gravel public parking lot with a long stretch of boardwalk bulkheaded bay front dock. "Pigging Out": A crooked farmer suffer this fate at the hooves of another farmer's prize boar after he tried to steal said boar's sperm. Because the alcohol wasn't ingested through the mouth, it bypasses his stomach lining and liver and goes straight into his bloodstream, bringing his BAC to a whopping 0.57 (0.4 is the usual threshold for coma/death), and later killing him from alcohol poisoning. At an altitude of 500 meters, Kalamafka has lush green vegetation and rich sources of spring water, and extensive olive cultivation in the fertile soils between the rock formations that characterize the entire landscape. These mothers happen to be MILFs (Mothers I'd Like to Fight), members of an underground women-only fight club, and they gang up and beat the fuck out of him. 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The bullet finally hits its target and the Kraut goes kaput. An amateur motocross racer, vindictive after having lost to her rival, tries to sabotage her by sticking a bolt into her bike's chain. A man shoots a hornet's nest with a paintball gun to impress his trailer trash wife, and gets stung multiple times by the enraged swarm of insects. "Love Bugged": A French man with an interest in lizards and bugs decides to try and build an immunity to black widow spider venom by letting one bite him. "Lesbocution": A woman who just got dumped by her boyfriend decides to become a lesbian and celebrate by having sex with her female best friend (whom she had a crush on since junior high). "Hammer Head": A perverted janitor at a prep school uses a video camera to capture some scantily-clad field hockey players during practice. wearing women's clothes to calm down after a workout, a sweet little old lady who has thirty years' experience in Tae Kwon Do, trying to jack the purse of an old lady who happened to be a 30 year Tae Kwon Do practitioner, ties a salami to his leg with surgical tubing, arsonists are rarely motivated by pyromania. As if that wasn't disturbing enough, he rips the still lodged candiru out (and therefore, the inside of his penis), spilling out blood that attracts a school of piranhas that eat him alive. As the plane started gaining altitude, the temperature in the cargo bay started dropping, and eventually, Nigel dies of hypothermia. These arent fancy houses - they are the exact same ones that some people are given as council houses. But eventually, while he peeping in the bath, the bathtub suddenly comes crashing down on him. who covered her body in a month's supply of nicotine patches because her boyfriend didn't like her lighting up after sex and she wanted to quit faster. As Naomi throws off her wedding ring and boards the plane, in a last-ditch effort, Nigel sneaks onto the cargo bay thanks to the lax security pre-9/11. "Unintented": A woman masturbating in a tent after ditching her boyfriend who couldn't satisfy her gets trapped in a freak windstorm and ends up dead when the tent slammed onto the roof of a shed. "Rub-a-Dubbed Out" (the story of the scumbag who stole groceries from a blind, pregnant woman and gets trapped in a car wash) combines this with. "Steward-Death" is based on the 1988 Aloha Flight 243 incident. If a blood vessel is severed, there's a good chance it's going to spray blood like a fountain. Restaurants near Sunriver Books & Music: (0.05 mi) Sunriver Brewing Company - Sunriver Pub (0.09 mi) South Bend Bistro (0.07 mi) Marcellos Cucina Italiana (0.06 mi) Bondie's Pizza (0.04 mi) Village Bar & Grill; View all restaurants near Sunriver Books & Music on Tripadvisor. "Forked Up": A pothead who went on a joyride got bisected on some rope tied to his waist. The woman having a long-distance sex play with her husband in which he is tied up. (March 2010) The empty string is a syntactically valid representation of zero in positional notation (in any base), which does not contain leading zeros. At first, they have fun listening to their voices become high-pitched and squeaky but then they find out the hard way that helium is. "Tongue-Tied": Two teens driving separate cars lean out the window to kiss, only to get decapitated by a forklift in the road. plates of Chinese food. The hydrant flies off and. Phalaris himself was executed inside the bull after being overthrown. The tattoo artist survives getting punched in the face and is able to lose the angry biker in a chase. The first season had a different theme for the deathcard at the end of each segment. "Exploding Bowling Ball": Four drunk hipsters film themselves dropping things off a bridge with a high-speed camera. The lesbian who choked on her lover's candy thong. As the neighbor comes in, the guy tries to run, but he trips over the bucket and hits his head on a metal pole. She made an exception with her high school crush and kissed him on the lips, but suffered a fatal allergic reaction from sunflower seeds, which her crush kept eating ever since high school. Same for Jack Daniel's death (from sepsis after kicking his safe in a drunken rage after finally finding the perfect recipe for his whiskey), although he is called by his birth name Jasper. Lampshaded in "Pipe Snaked" (the story of the bitchy groupie who threw out her wannabe rocker boyfriend, almost got strangled by his pet boa constrictor, then suffocated in her home from carbon monoxide poisoning after the boa took shelter in the exhaust) when the narrator points out that the groupie seemed to live in her underwear. You can see where this is going. "Crappy Ending": A tourist gets stung to death by Asian giant hornets while visiting a "happy ending" parlor in Bangkok. A figurine from this particular region is the symbol of the Medical Association of Lasithi. As a part of Dover Township, Toms River thrived from its inception with a prime location on the Atlantic Ocean. "Lesbocution": A woman who decides to go lesbian after a string of bad relationships with men steps in a puddle with bare feet (she had taken off her high heels while walking home) that has an electric wire touching it. He lost sight of his glider in the sun, and then it rammed through his back and came out his chest. It was banned during the temperance movement because of false scares, propaganda, and misinformation spread about it which was finally made known in the 2000s. The belching man in "Gut Busted," due to his stomach breaking down. The insane pervert who tries to use "Bessie" the electrically stimulated cow heart as a sex toy. This leaves it vulnerable to other wireless devices, such as the wireless controller his next-door neighbor's bratty son is using to play his game. "Straight to DVDead" has an egocentric amateur actor with previous criminal records who plotted to, The Inquisition example is pure fiction, though it was probably inspired by the death of. "Critter in the S***ter aka Ferret in the Hole": A ferret legger (someone who tries to see how long he can hold ferrets in his pants, "Hi-Jacked Off": A drug addict who carjacks drivers makes the. After running out of the "main ingredient" to make jenkem, he resorts to sniffing waste from a port-a-potty and dies from the high amount of methane. In this case, there was no wishing. 1000 Ways to Die is Spike's often hilarious 30-minute anthology of people dying in spectacular, gruesome and often stupid ways. The Sunriver Music Festival Presents: The 45th Annual Summer Festival August 8 "Samu-Fry": Two bored Japanese-American teen boys decide to play with katanas after watching a samurai flick. When the trainer catches his cameraman mocking him, a piece breaks off and impales the trainer through the ear and brain. His attempt to cook a can of beans ended with his head getting a shiny new hole in it, thanks to his laser. You think that one of them would slice or stab the other one, right? glass top stove. "Ass-phyxiated": A weight-loss pill salesman with a fetish for fat women suffocates to death when his morbidly obese "client" passes out on top of him from an orgasm. "Tapped Out": Two wannabe pro wrestlers practice crazy wrestling moves in their backyard. Following, they just keep playing the song they were singing before the incident. "Chess Pain": A Soviet chess master playing against a supercomputer gets electrocuted when he touches a magnetic chess piece (which was on a chessboard that was not well-grounded) with his sweaty hand. One brother trips and gets antlered in the eye and brain by a stuffed deer head. He manages to dodge a puck sent his way by one of the players, only to get brained a few moments later by another girl practicing her hammer throw. "Tube Snaked": A groupie bitch kicks out her latest boyfriend (who was passed up for a record deal) in such a hurry that he leaves his pet boa constrictor behind. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. 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